1 bottle vodka (go cheap, and save the bottle for the finished product)
1 cup whipped cream vodka (don’t ask me what you are going to do with the rest of the bottle)
1 pie pumpkin, seeded and cut up
1 vanilla bean, cut length-wise
1 whole nutmeg, pulverized (a great way to get out your anger; I used a mortar and pestle)
6 whole cloves
2 cinnamon sticks (did you know these are reuseable?)
Combine in a giant jar and let steep for at least a week. Strain into the original vodka bottle through a fine mesh cheese cloth.