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Keeping It Simple for Summer: Insanely Easy Cocktails

The kids wave buh-bye to school. The mercury rises in the thermometer. Everything about this picture says “happy hour.” But no one wants to spend an hour getting a drink ready for happy hour. You’ve got to keep it simple for summer. Many of the drinks in my Three Ingredient Cocktail book will get you exactly where you need to be, but don’t be afraid to experiment, too.  Tonight, I used up the pineapple tequila taking up valuable bar space.  I mixed in a little triple sec and some lime juice for a pineapple marg. But the best part of the equation was that I turned said cocktail into an adult sno-cone. Refreshing and therapeutic.

Here’s why:

Making your own crushed ice for adult sno-cones is super easy. If you have a Lewis bag (just got one a few weeks ago), then you use that because the canvas keeps the melting ice from leaking all over your freshly wiped kitchen counter. But, if you are like me and you like to save your pennies for a new bottle of bourbon instead of blowing it on the latest gadget, then just use any clean kitchen town. Place a scoop of ice in between layers of the towel, or in the Lewis bag, and then hammer away with whatever. I use a rubber mallet from the garage shop area, but imagine that a can of creamed corn would work just as well. Fill your glass with the crushed ice, mounding up sno-cone style, then add you drink of choice.

Here are a couple of easy summer drink recipes shared by Thirsty Jane fans:

Hop, Skip and Go Naked

3 (12 fluid ounce) cans or bottles beer

3 (6 ounce) cans frozen lemonade concentrate

1 cup and 2 tablespoons vodka (aren’t those last 2 tablespoons of vodka just a precious addition?)

Mix all together and serve cold. Makes 12 Servings

Amy’s Libation

1 1/2 ounces Absolute Mandarin

Splash of Diet cranberry with lime juice

4 ounces Fresca

Build in a tall glass with a lot of ice.

Lawn Lounger

2 ounces Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Key Lime Rum

4 ounces Crystal Light Fruit Punch

Build in a tall glass with a lot of ice. (I had this once but used Bacardi 151. Mistake. Big mistake. Very big mistake.)

So, go out and make a drink, but keep it simple and when in doubt, just add crushed ice and dip your toes in a blow up baby pool.

 

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It’s Cookie Cocktail Time — Simple Cocktails for Your Sweet Tooth

It’s cookie cocktail time. About this time of year, you might find yourself wondering how many boxes of cookies did you order from those cute little girls in vests and beanies? What are you going to do with all of those sweet delights? Or maybe you didn’t get any ordered and are craving something minty and chocolatey. Each of these recipes is simple to make, using a minimal number of ingredients which are also easy to find at most liquor stores. If you don’t have cookies to rim your glasses, never fear, just channel Thirsty Jane and make the drink anyway! The neighborhood lushes taste tested each of the drinks against the real deal cookie and gave their enthusiastic guzzle-worthy stamps of approval.

 

Chocolate Mint

The chocolate minty delight that cookie hoarders stock pile in their freezers every year grows up in this perfect cocktail version. And, it’s easy!
1 oz. white rum
1 oz. creme de menthe
1 oz. creme de cocoa
1/2 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream

Rim glass, using simple syrup, with crushed chocolate-mint cookies.  Combine ingredients in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into cocktail glass.

Triple-C Threat

Coconut. Chocolate. Caramel. ‘Nuf said.
1 oz. coconut rum
1 oz. caramel vodka
1 oz. creme de cocoa
1 oz. Caramel Bailey’s

Rim glass, using chocolate syrup, with unsweetened coconut. Combine ingredients in shaker with ice.  Shake and strain into cocktail glass.

Nutter Lover

A friend challenged me to make a peanut butter cookie cocktail. After getting over the initial “eeeuuuuwww,” I went to work. The peanut butter simple syrup is easy and adds the perfect amount of nuttiness to the drink. You could add some half-and-half if you like creamier drinks, but I like this straight up simple cocktail.
2 oz. vanilla vodka
1 oz. Frangelico (Hazelnut) liqueur
1/2 oz. peanut butter simple syrup

Rim glass, using peanut butter simple syrup, with crushed peanut butter cookies. Combine ingredients in shaker with ice.  Shake and strain into cocktail glass.

Peanut Butter Simple Syrup
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup water
2 Tbls. smooth peanut butter

Combine sugar and water in a small saucepan and bring to a boil for 5 minutes. Remove from heat and whisk in peanut butter.  Let cool.

From left, clockwise, Golden Glove, KC Royal Ice Water, Royal Passion

Simple Cocktails for KC Royals’ Opening Day

Opening Day at the K is only a day away, so get your shakers out for simple cocktails to celebrate the Kansas City Royals. Each of the drinks is easy to make and will keep you chilled through the hot summer season when the games get heated. Who needs a beer when you can have a Golden Glove? I’ve been a life-long fan and am looking forward to seeing the team win this weekend while I’m at the ball park with my family. “Let’s go Royals, let’s go!”

Golden Glove

This classic drink is essentially a daiquiri with the addition of Cointreau. It is included in the Royals’ cocktail club in honor of the THREE 2013 Golden Glove winners from our team: Alex Gordon, Salvador Perez and Eric Hosmer.

2 ounces white rum

1 ounce Cointreau

1 ounce lime juice

1/2 ounce simple syrup

Shake with ice and pour into a cocktail glass. Drink after any spectacular double play!

KC Royal Ice Water

This drink is a variation of the Kansas City Ice Water, which is actually a drink and not just tap water from the Mighty Mo.

1 ounce gin

1 ounce vodka

1/2 ounce wild berry simple syrup

1/2 ounce lemon juice

3 ounces club soda

Mix together in a highball glass filled with ice. Creat one of these in about ten seconds if we’re heading into extra innings.  Sip with caution.

Royal Passion

2 ounces Crown Royal

1/2 ounce passion fruit syrup

1 ounce lemon juice

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. A perfect toast for any die-hard fan like myself.

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Two Turtle Cups

On the second day of Christmas (just a few days late because that’s how she rolls), Thirsty Jane gives to you Two Turtle Cups. The Twelve Days of Drinking challenge me with plenty of bird-inspired cocktails, to I dropped the dove and focused on the turtle part of the gift because I like, no, I love, turtle candies. In fact, here’s a recipe from my Aunt Rita for Turtle Candy. Yes, that is her recipe box and yes, the entire box consists solely of candy recipes, most of which are typed on 3 x 5 index cards. We didn’t call her the “Crazy Scotswoman” for nothing. In fact, Aunt Rita was the woman who tried to teach me shorthand one summer on vacation when I’d read all of my books, as well as my mother’s and Rita’s Harlequin romances, and it was too cold even for me to swim in some cheap motel’s pool in North Dakota. Never blessed with her own children, Aunt Rita often puzzled the cousins when it came to play time, but the woman could make candy!

Aunt Rita’s Turtle Candy

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2 tbl. solid vegetable shortening

1/2 lb. soft caramel candy

2 tbl. whipping cream

1 1/2 cups chopped pecans

Melt chocolate chips with shortening in a double boiler. In another pan, melt caramels with cream. Arrange spoonfuls of pecans on greased cookie sheet. Spoon melted caramel over each pile of nuts. Let stand until firm. Spoon melted chocolate over the caramel. Cool in “refrig” until firm.

Using the chocolate/nut/caramel theme, I visited the bar one early Sunday morning to invent a suitable sippable substitute. Vodka, and especially anything chocolate, caramel or vanilla flavored seemed too pedestrian and didn’t carry enough heft for me for a pre-church experiment. So, I opted for some Irish whiskey, Bailey’s Irish Cream, and Frangelico (hazelnut liqueur). Add in a little caramel and chocolate sauces swirled in the glass, and you’ve got the second day of Christmas nailed, for you and a loved one.

Thirsty Jane’s Turtle Cup Cocktail

1 1/2 ounces Irish whiskey

1 ounce Bailey’s Irish Cream liqueur

1/2 ounce hazelnut liqueur

Caramel sauce

Chocolate sauce

Swirl caramel and chocolate sauces in a double old-fashioned glass. Combine other ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and shake.  Pour into glasses.

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A Patridge in a Peartini

December 25th, Christmas Day, is in the rear view mirror. But if your situation resembles mine, family still lingers around the house, making cocktailing extremely high on the priority list. Just behind (or in front of?) cleaning out the fridge and pantry with my mom’s help.  Tomorrow, we hit the bar. Seriously. And yes, she is for hire.

Today we begin our salute to the Twelve Days of Christmas, Thirsty Jane style. Instead of a Partridge in a Pear Tree from your true love, you get a Peartini from Thirsty Jane.  Enjoy and check out tomorrow’s blog for Two Turtle Cups and a little history, and controversy, surrounding the Twelves Days of Christmas.

Peartini

1/4 ripe pear, peeled, cored and chopped

2 ounces vodka

1/2 ounce pear brandy

1 dash lemon bitter

Muddle pear in a cocktail shaker. Add remaining ingredients and ice and shake. Strain into a cocktail glass. (I strained through a fine mesh sieve to get a clear drink). Garnish with a pear slice.

 

When A Mixologist Goes On The Wagon

Copyright 2013 Lisarae Photo Design

Copyright 2013 Lisarae Photo Design

I love to cook and I like my cocktails. This, along with the fact, that as a writer I have a fairly sedentary life, adds up to the assortment of “fat pants” in my closet. I exercise on a regular basis, to be sure, but no being blessed with skinny genes, I’ve always had to watch my diet. For the most part, I eat a very healthy diet and limit my alcohol consumption. Even so, every six months I like to take a step back and cleanse the system for a week. This week, I’m focusing on eating every two hours and only consuming those items which come in their original packaging. In other words, no processed foods.  Fruits, veggies, nuts, lean meats. All of this is so yummy and when you eat the good stuff, also filling.

Sigh.

I miss my gin, though. And whiskey.  And wine.  Beer, too.

Double sigh.

Because “mocktails” are often loaded with sugary juices, I keep it simple.  This week, I’m enjoying my wide variety of bitters as well as my home-made shrubs, all of which brighten up club soda and make me feel like I’m imbibing with the rest of the crowd. If you want to take your wagon-riding experience up a notch, you’ll love the first chapter in my upcoming book, 12 Happy Hours, which should be arriving from the bindery any day now!  Just think, non-alcoholic Sangria can be at your next happy hour.

Cheers!

The Original Endless Summer with a Killer Bee Attack

I love summer. But, there comes a point when temps in the 80′s and 90′s get old even for a tropical weather loving fool like myself. With what appears to be two more days of summer, I look forward to my Final Friday Happy Hour with one of the best summer beach drinks I’ve ever had — an attempt at the Killer Bee which is the famous trademark rum punch at Sunshine’s Bar in Nevis. A few years ago, my guy and I joined some friends for a vacation in Nevis. As the other Jane of the trip (nicknamed “Bad Jane” for the week) said, the Killer Bee made her like rum.

The problem is that Sunshine and his bartenders guard the secret recipe with their lives. A friend recently sent me a link to Rum Shop Ryan’s Caribbean Escape Blog in which a recipe for something as close as possible to the Killer Bee appeared. I was ecstatic and have been contemplating when making this for Happy Hour would be best. I conveyed my excited to a fellow cocktail guru, who scoffed, “Nothing is secret.” You can imagine my deflation.

He promptly directed me to David Embury’s The Fine Art of Mixing Drinks where after the recipe for the Bee’s Knees is a note that you get a Honey Bee by using Jamaican rum. Hmmm….Not exactly a recipe for the Killer Bee, but I got the point. Cocktails are created often by taking a recipe and then changing an ingredient here and there or adjusting a ratio. So, a Bee’s Knees is gin, lemon juice and honey, and a Honey Bee is rum, lemon juice and honey, and a Killer Bee is rum, orange and passion fruit juices, and honey, with a smidge of pepper and nutmeg and a splash of club soda.

Cheers to the end of summer! Any day now.  Really.

And, next time you say you can’t create a drink, just find a recipe you like and do a little tweaking.  You might be surprised to find how original you can be!

 

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Gin And Tonic Sampling At Rimann’s Prairie Village Sept. 12th

While I cannot fill the shoes of my good friend and cocktail historian, Joel Crown, due to an emergency, I’m going to try. Stop by tonight, September 12th, at Rimann’s Prairie Village from 5-8 p.m. to sample gin and tonics made the old-old-fashioned way, learn some esoteric pieces of history, sample some excellent beers, and enter into drawings for fabulous prizes.

Yes, I did just take that photos. And hell yeah, I’m drinking that G&T! It’s 5 o’clock in London.

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Summer Solstice: Hopscotching Through Great Reads and Great Food

Summer officially arrives today. Here in the Midwest, summer usually starts long before June 21st, but not this year. With warm weather finally in the forecast, it’s time to kick back, have a cool sip, some tasty tidbits, and most of all a good read. One of my fondest memories is going to the library as a young adult and hauling home armfuls of books. My mother would have to drag me off the the couch in the dimming light to eat dinner.

Today, I take part in a scavenger hunt of sorts, for great food and drink and wonderful summer reads. Hopefully, as you jump back and forth through the menu listed below and to Linda Joyce’s blog for the secret ingredients, you’ll find yourself torn between rushing into the kitchen or dashing off to the bookstore. Just do both! Remember that if you want to keep it simple for summer, my book, Three Ingredient Cocktails, is your Bible-to-Imbibe.

Bon Appetit, Cheers, and Happy Reading!

p.s. after you get your list of ingredients at Linda Joyce’s blog, scroll to the bottom for your instructions on how to make the perfect cocktail for summer: A Blackberry Gin & Tonic

Cocktails

Blackberry Gin and Tonic by J.K. O’Hanlon -Three Ingredient Cocktails ~ www.thirstyjane.com

Pomegranate Martini by Kathy L Wheeler – Quotable ~ http://kathylwheeler.com

Appetizer

Japanese Chicken Wings by Jan Morrill -The Red Kimono ~ www.TheRedKimono.com

Sweet & Sour Hawaiian Meatballs by Vonnie Davis – Rain Is A Love Song ~ http://www.vintagevonnie.blogspot.com

Easy Stuffed Mushrooms by Alicia Dean – Liberty Awakened (Isle of Fangs, Book 1) ~http://aliciadean.com/alicias-blog/

Salad

7 Layer Salad by AJ Nuest – She’s Got Dibs ~ http://ajbooks.blogspot.com/

Mandarin orange & spinach salad by Barbara Barrett – And He Cooks Too ~www.barbarabarrettbooks.com

Entrée

Pesto Chicken by Nancy Parra – Gluten for Punishment ~ www.nancyjparra.blogspot.com

Taquitos by Calisa Rhose – Risk Factors ~ http://calisarhose.com/chit-chat/

Linda’s Summer Shrimp Boil by Linda Joyce – Bayou Born ~ http://lindajoycecontemplates.wordpress.com/

Oven Fried peach chicken Juli D. Revezzo – The Artist’s Inheritance ~ http://julidrevezzo.com/blog/

Betty’s Nutty Pork Chops by Betty Bolte – Hometown Heroines ~ www.bettybolte.com/blog.htm

Dessert

Kolaches by Gina Hooten Popp – The Storm After ~ https://www.facebook.com/ginahootenpoppauthor

Chocolate-Cherry-Coconut Cupcakes by Luna Zega – Tokyo Tease ~ http://lunazega.com/cupcakes.html

Fruit Compote by Brenda Sparks – A Midsummer Night’s Demon ~http://www.brenda-sparks.com/blog.html

After Dinner Drinks

After Dinner Iced Coffee by Sandra Sookoo – Winging It ~ http://sandrasookoo.wordpress.com/

 

Blackberry Gin & Tonic

Add ice to a highball glass

Add in gin, lime juice and blackberry shrub

Top with tonic water

 

 

 

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Banana Margarita

It seems so wrong, yet it was so tasty. Not sure I would ever purchase banana liqueur JUST for this drink, but it was sitting in my liquor cabinet, calling my name.

1 1/2 ounce tequila

1 ounce creme de banane liqueuer

juice from 1/2 lime

1 teaspoon agave nectar

Combine with ice in a shaker. Strain into a cocktail shaker.