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Space Dog: A New Frontier for Books and Booze

I fell in love with space as a kid.  Star Trek.  Star Wars. Cosmos. I went to college dreaming of becoming an aerospace engineer, but that lasted a little over one semester after spending one too many Saturday nights programming my HP calculator instead of partying. I still enjoy reading sci-fi and fantasy, so in honor of the Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America Nebula Conference this weekend in Pittsburgh, I’m paying homage to my love of space. And dogs. Which oddly enough haven’t mixed much in sci-fi literature.

Luckily, I know one writer in Pittsburgh who is mixing her sci-fi writing with dogs and humor. I’ve had the pleasure of reading Catherine Vignolini‘s novel which features a lovable German shepherd Otto. I won’t go into any of the details about dogs and space because Vignolini has got that one covered in her blog (read it — it’s fascinating!).  But I created the Space Dog drink in recognition of all the high flying dogs, real and fictional.

I started with the Space cocktail which combined gin, Frangelico and lemon juice. Space is weird, and that combination of booze struck me as weird too. So I dialed down the hazelnut and amped up the gin and then turned to the variations of the “dog” drinks — for example, the gray hound and the chihuahua (grapefruit juice and vodka or tequila, respectively).  The mashup resulted in the surprisingly palatable Space Dog, shown in my feature image with my own pup, Nelson (named after a famous naval admiral, not any space explorer):

 

Space Dog

2 ounces gin

1 ounce Frangelico liqueur (hazelnut liqueur)

1 ounce grapefruit juice

Shake with ice and strain into a class with ice. Garnish with a grapefruit peel.

Cheers! And, woof!

Mothers’ Day Cocktails Made Easy With Lemonade

My 30-somthing and 40-something mommy friends always appreciate a refreshing and easy cocktail at the end of a harried day full of work, volunteer activities, and carpooling (let’s not forget laundry on domestic goddess day, either). One of the easiest quaffs my friends often turn to is a vodka lemonade. Two ingredients, ice, tall glass. Done. I’m not one to judge. You like it; you drink it. So I thought I’d do some riffs on this mommy-approved drink for Mothers’ Day.

Spring Thyme Lemonade

3 strawberries

2 sprigs of fresh thyme

2 ounces vodka

2 ounces lemonade

2 ounces sparkling wine

Muddle 2 strawberries with one sprig of thyme in a cocktail shaker. Add in vodka and lemonade and mix. Strain into a tall glass filled with ice. Top with sparkling wine. Garnish with remaining thyme and sliced berries. Sip in your jammies reading the paper or doing the crossword.

Show Me The Sun Lemonade

2 ounces coconut rum

4 ounces lemonade

1/2 lime squeezed

Mix all ingredients and pour over crushed ice in a goblet. Garnish with a lime wheel. Sit by the baby pool.

Orange You Glad Lemonade

2 ounces bourbon

1/2 ounce Aperol

1 1/2 ounces lemonade

3-4 leaves of mint

Bruise mint by slapping it in your palm. Mix bourbon, Aperol and lemonade with the bruised mint. Strain into a glass with ice (I like the big cubes for this drink). Garnish with fresh mint and a lemon wheel. Enjoy on the patio by the firepit.

 

Kentucky Derby Daily Double Drinks for Non-Julep Drinkers

The mint julep is the official drink of the Kentucky Derby. It’s a fine looking drink if made properly, the crushed ice frosting the silver cup. But, here’s the deal, I don’t like it. I’ll drink it, of course, especially on Derby Day. And I own a sweet set of julep cups. But it’s not one of those drinks I ever make just to quench my thirst.  Like I’ve said many times before, cocktails are too important to drink something you don’t like. I don’t care how famous the drink or the bartender, if you don’t like it, do not drink it. So, here are two drinks I have made for fun and do like to drink, and they have enough connection to the Derby to give you credibility.

p.s. For anyone who wonders what happens to the photo drinks….hello! I am THIRSTY Jane! Cheers.

The Oaks Lily

This is the official drink of the Kentucky Oaks, which is the race run the day before the Derby. If you are going to the Oaks, make sure you get yourself a fascinating fascinator! The Middleton sisters might have a few tips.

1 ounce vodka

1 ounce sweet and sour mix

splash triple sec

3 ounces cranberry juice

Mix and serve over ice in a stemless wine glass. Garnish with lemon and fresh berries.

 

The Brown Derby

Although nothing to do with the Derby race, the fact that it has the name “derby” is enough for this Thirsty Jane. And, it’s really good.

2 ounces bourbon

1 ounce grapefruit juice (please, I beg you, squeeze it fresh)

1/2 ounce honey

Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lemon peel.

 

 

Simple Sips For Your Easter Buffet

I’m all about DIY, especially on busy days like holidays when you’re slaving in the kitchen getting the massive buffet ready. Make cocktailing easy on yourself and your guests by setting up a booze and juice bar this Easter. The combinations are endless, but I recommend picking two of the clear spirits, like vodka, gin, tequila, or rum, all of which mix nicely with juices. Then, spend a little extra time squeezing fresh juices, like grapefruit and orange.  Unfortunately pomegranante is out of season and I have no idea how to squeeze cranberries, so pick up nice versions of those.  Then cut up a few garnishes and let your guests channel their inner bartender. Some common combinations are:

Screwdriver: vodka + orange juice

Greyhound: vodka (or gin) + grapefruit juice

Salty Chihuahua: tequila + grapefruit juice

Cape Codder: vodka + cranberry juice

The bottom line is, have fun and empower your guests to experiment.

So, who’s making a lamb cake? I am!

A Salute to USNA ’89 Women

July 2, 1985, I stood in the humid Annapolis afternoon and raised my hand with 1374 others, of which 135 of us were women, and took the oath as a Midshipman at the United States Naval Academy. It’s not a fact many know, or that I share often outside of those uncomfortable and awkward getting to know you bingo games featuring personal trivia. (Which I always win because no one EVER associates US Naval Academy with me.)

I’m not embarrassed of my time at the Academy. I am proud. But when I left after a year and a half, and watched so many friends tough out their college years there and then serve honorably in the Navy or Marine Corp, my eighteen month stint seemed trivial. Plus, I had moved physically beyond the corridors of Bancroft Hall, the Academy’s massive dormitory which houses all 5,000 or so Midshipmen. And with the physical move, I also needed to embrace psychologically my life choices, thus forever identifying myself a Virginia Wahoo.

But, recently I have thought often about those eighteen months, which were without a doubt the most difficult of my life. This weekend, the women of the class of 1989 are gathering to celebrate our forthcoming significant birthdays — you do the math. Although I’m not attending the reunion, I have been included in all of the communications and feel welcomed to this event.

At the Naval Academy, once a Middie, always a part of the family. That is only one life-long lesson I learned at the Academy. I correctly decided that the Navy was not the best career path for me, but I experienced friendships and teamwork there which I’ve never seen replicated in the civilian world.  The sense of mission. The unwavering commitment to pull together as a unit. The ability to multi-task to the 89th degree. How to be crazy and zany and laugh because it is the only way you’ll get through the day. How to keep going when you don’t think you can. Finding out the answer when you don’t have a clue. Allowing yourself to be pulled along by a shipmate (for me that meant on any run), and then doing the same for him or her when you were the stronger. And the pervasive, unbelievable trust.

To all the women of the USNA class of 1989, I salute you!  GO NAVY!!

In your honor, here is a recipe for an ’89er Blue and Gold, a  concoction reminiscent of Navy grog (usually rum with some lime and maybe pineapple juice), but good enough for an 89’er Woman:

2 ounces Sailor Jerry rum

1 ounce pineapple juice

2 dashes grapefruit bitter

1/4 lime

1/2 ounce blue curacao

Mix rum, pineapple juice, bitters and juice of lime in shaker. Add ice and shake. Strain into cocktail glass. Using a funnel set into bottom of glass, add blue curacao. Enjoy the blue and gold, but stir gently to get the color of the sea before enjoying.

How To Brighten Your Copper Mule Mugs

Summer is still here which means simple and refreshing drinks headline cocktail hour. One of the most versatile summer coolers is any variation of the “Buck.” Most people are familiar with the vodka version, a Moscow Mule.

And this is exactly where I was last week. Experiencing the Northwest’s unusually hot summer, I longed for a refreshing break from unpacking after an arduous move. Box cutter in hand, I slashed through cardboard to locate the booze and my Moscow Mule mugs. But they looked so dingy. And depressing. So, instead of unpacking my office, I scurried down the block to the grocery store and picked up some ginger beer, limes and lemons.

My procrastination had a purpose. I halved a lemon, then dipped it liberally in margarita salt (because I didn’t have my box of Kosher salt handy — it was hiding in some other random moving carton). The salted lemon magically transformed into a copper polisher. There’s some chemistry involved, and maybe if I cared, I’d research it, but I don’t. I prefer to think of it as magic.

With very little effort, I spiffed up my mugs and with even less effort I crafted my favorite version of the Buck, the Burro which is made with tequila, ginger beer and lime. For idea and recipes, check out my blog from last summer.

Cheers! Keep the drinks flowing and the serving vessels sparkling this summer.

Keeping It Simple for Summer: Insanely Easy Cocktails

The kids wave buh-bye to school. The mercury rises in the thermometer. Everything about this picture says “happy hour.” But no one wants to spend an hour getting a drink ready for happy hour. You’ve got to keep it simple for summer. Many of the drinks in my Three Ingredient Cocktail book will get you exactly where you need to be, but don’t be afraid to experiment, too.  Tonight, I used up the pineapple tequila taking up valuable bar space.  I mixed in a little triple sec and some lime juice for a pineapple marg. But the best part of the equation was that I turned said cocktail into an adult sno-cone. Refreshing and therapeutic.

Here’s why:

Making your own crushed ice for adult sno-cones is super easy. If you have a Lewis bag (just got one a few weeks ago), then you use that because the canvas keeps the melting ice from leaking all over your freshly wiped kitchen counter. But, if you are like me and you like to save your pennies for a new bottle of bourbon instead of blowing it on the latest gadget, then just use any clean kitchen town. Place a scoop of ice in between layers of the towel, or in the Lewis bag, and then hammer away with whatever. I use a rubber mallet from the garage shop area, but imagine that a can of creamed corn would work just as well. Fill your glass with the crushed ice, mounding up sno-cone style, then add you drink of choice.

Here are a couple of easy summer drink recipes shared by Thirsty Jane fans:

Hop, Skip and Go Naked

3 (12 fluid ounce) cans or bottles beer

3 (6 ounce) cans frozen lemonade concentrate

1 cup and 2 tablespoons vodka (aren’t those last 2 tablespoons of vodka just a precious addition?)

Mix all together and serve cold. Makes 12 Servings

Amy’s Libation

1 1/2 ounces Absolute Mandarin

Splash of Diet cranberry with lime juice

4 ounces Fresca

Build in a tall glass with a lot of ice.

Lawn Lounger

2 ounces Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Key Lime Rum

4 ounces Crystal Light Fruit Punch

Build in a tall glass with a lot of ice. (I had this once but used Bacardi 151. Mistake. Big mistake. Very big mistake.)

So, go out and make a drink, but keep it simple and when in doubt, just add crushed ice and dip your toes in a blow up baby pool.

 

It’s Cookie Cocktail Time — Simple Cocktails for Your Sweet Tooth

It’s cookie cocktail time. About this time of year, you might find yourself wondering how many boxes of cookies did you order from those cute little girls in vests and beanies? What are you going to do with all of those sweet delights? Or maybe you didn’t get any ordered and are craving something minty and chocolatey. Each of these recipes is simple to make, using a minimal number of ingredients which are also easy to find at most liquor stores. If you don’t have cookies to rim your glasses, never fear, just channel Thirsty Jane and make the drink anyway! The neighborhood lushes taste tested each of the drinks against the real deal cookie and gave their enthusiastic guzzle-worthy stamps of approval.

 

Chocolate Mint

The chocolate minty delight that cookie hoarders stock pile in their freezers every year grows up in this perfect cocktail version. And, it’s easy!
1 oz. white rum
1 oz. creme de menthe
1 oz. creme de cocoa
1/2 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream

Rim glass, using simple syrup, with crushed chocolate-mint cookies.  Combine ingredients in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into cocktail glass.

Triple-C Threat

Coconut. Chocolate. Caramel. ‘Nuf said.
1 oz. coconut rum
1 oz. caramel vodka
1 oz. creme de cocoa
1 oz. Caramel Bailey’s

Rim glass, using chocolate syrup, with unsweetened coconut. Combine ingredients in shaker with ice.  Shake and strain into cocktail glass.

Nutter Lover

A friend challenged me to make a peanut butter cookie cocktail. After getting over the initial “eeeuuuuwww,” I went to work. The peanut butter simple syrup is easy and adds the perfect amount of nuttiness to the drink. You could add some half-and-half if you like creamier drinks, but I like this straight up simple cocktail.
2 oz. vanilla vodka
1 oz. Frangelico (Hazelnut) liqueur
1/2 oz. peanut butter simple syrup

Rim glass, using peanut butter simple syrup, with crushed peanut butter cookies. Combine ingredients in shaker with ice.  Shake and strain into cocktail glass.

Peanut Butter Simple Syrup
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup water
2 Tbls. smooth peanut butter

Combine sugar and water in a small saucepan and bring to a boil for 5 minutes. Remove from heat and whisk in peanut butter.  Let cool.

Simple Cocktails for KC Royals’ Opening Day

Opening Day at the K is only a day away, so get your shakers out for simple cocktails to celebrate the Kansas City Royals. Each of the drinks is easy to make and will keep you chilled through the hot summer season when the games get heated. Who needs a beer when you can have a Golden Glove? I’ve been a life-long fan and am looking forward to seeing the team win this weekend while I’m at the ball park with my family. “Let’s go Royals, let’s go!”

Golden Glove

This classic drink is essentially a daiquiri with the addition of Cointreau. It is included in the Royals’ cocktail club in honor of the THREE 2013 Golden Glove winners from our team: Alex Gordon, Salvador Perez and Eric Hosmer.

2 ounces white rum

1 ounce Cointreau

1 ounce lime juice

1/2 ounce simple syrup

Shake with ice and pour into a cocktail glass. Drink after any spectacular double play!

KC Royal Ice Water

This drink is a variation of the Kansas City Ice Water, which is actually a drink and not just tap water from the Mighty Mo.

1 ounce gin

1 ounce vodka

1/2 ounce wild berry simple syrup

1/2 ounce lemon juice

3 ounces club soda

Mix together in a highball glass filled with ice. Creat one of these in about ten seconds if we’re heading into extra innings.  Sip with caution.

Royal Passion

2 ounces Crown Royal

1/2 ounce passion fruit syrup

1 ounce lemon juice

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. A perfect toast for any die-hard fan like myself.

Two Turtle Cups

On the second day of Christmas (just a few days late because that’s how she rolls), Thirsty Jane gives to you Two Turtle Cups. The Twelve Days of Drinking challenge me with plenty of bird-inspired cocktails, to I dropped the dove and focused on the turtle part of the gift because I like, no, I love, turtle candies. In fact, here’s a recipe from my Aunt Rita for Turtle Candy. Yes, that is her recipe box and yes, the entire box consists solely of candy recipes, most of which are typed on 3 x 5 index cards. We didn’t call her the “Crazy Scotswoman” for nothing. In fact, Aunt Rita was the woman who tried to teach me shorthand one summer on vacation when I’d read all of my books, as well as my mother’s and Rita’s Harlequin romances, and it was too cold even for me to swim in some cheap motel’s pool in North Dakota. Never blessed with her own children, Aunt Rita often puzzled the cousins when it came to play time, but the woman could make candy!

Aunt Rita’s Turtle Candy

IMG_2483 12 ounces milk chocolate chips

2 tbl. solid vegetable shortening

1/2 lb. soft caramel candy

2 tbl. whipping cream

1 1/2 cups chopped pecans

Melt chocolate chips with shortening in a double boiler. In another pan, melt caramels with cream. Arrange spoonfuls of pecans on greased cookie sheet. Spoon melted caramel over each pile of nuts. Let stand until firm. Spoon melted chocolate over the caramel. Cool in “refrig” until firm.

Using the chocolate/nut/caramel theme, I visited the bar one early Sunday morning to invent a suitable sippable substitute. Vodka, and especially anything chocolate, caramel or vanilla flavored seemed too pedestrian and didn’t carry enough heft for me for a pre-church experiment. So, I opted for some Irish whiskey, Bailey’s Irish Cream, and Frangelico (hazelnut liqueur). Add in a little caramel and chocolate sauces swirled in the glass, and you’ve got the second day of Christmas nailed, for you and a loved one.

Thirsty Jane’s Turtle Cup Cocktail

1 1/2 ounces Irish whiskey

1 ounce Bailey’s Irish Cream liqueur

1/2 ounce hazelnut liqueur

Caramel sauce

Chocolate sauce

Swirl caramel and chocolate sauces in a double old-fashioned glass. Combine other ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and shake.  Pour into glasses.